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Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.
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1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.
Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!
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Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.
Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.
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When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.
Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!
Amanda and I were Muppeting all night long last night!
I muppeted Jacob the other day, he was really good!
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someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
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A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?
Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!
Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!
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