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A handjob given while wearing black leather gloves.
My husband Sean wanted to be adventurous and asked for a murderer. So I put on my black leather gloves and gave him a handy in a dark broom closet.
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A very good and enjoyable pastime. Great fun for all ages! Never too young to start!
What do you want to do tonight? Sex?
nah. I'd rather go commit a few Murders.
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A word that sounds cool when said by Gollum.
Muuuuurdereeeer.
No, no.
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(noun)
The decision to wear both socks and sandals in the same outfit
"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."
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cerberus: I thought about slowly suffocating you while you sleep
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far
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Modern terrorism, which is less concerned with achieving a set goal though violent means (traditional terrorism), and is more concerned with simply killing innocent people and claiming it's for a cause.
The Beslan crisis was a reprehensible act of murderism.
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A large group of wandering douchebags. A full murder consists of five or more pricks. A smaller murder is three.
guy 1: Oh my god, I just had to ride on the bus next to a whole murder!
guy 2: I feel so bad for you, dude.
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