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An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.
"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."
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Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.
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Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.
"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
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"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."
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The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"
I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!
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When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.
At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.
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a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.
Dik gives his dog the musket every night.
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It is another name for an erect penis
My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off