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Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.
Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?
No.
Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
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A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
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Went Tenille hasn't showered in a week, but the Captain's launching anyway.
Suzy didn't want to make love cuz she didn't smell pretty, but Sam told her it's all good under the hood when it's "Muskrat Love".
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The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.
Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!
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Elon Musk's totally real fullname
Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?
Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe
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