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a nice italian pasta dish made with ziti and a gorganzola alfredo sauce. sometimes served with chicken or steak
I'm going to order some Benito Mussolini from Olive Garden
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the point at which all dignity is lost and the shit you've been holding in for too long ruins your underwear.
most common at the mall during the holiday season, during a softball game after drinking too much coffee or the ride home after a tex-mex dinner with your family.
where are your underwear?
Mussolini's Kiss. I had to ditch them in the changing room at Dillards.
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The condition that AFTER and ONLY AFTER you call to make an appointment with a mechanic, that the check engine light goes out on your FIAT brand vehicle and the car shows no further signs of malfunction.
"Hi, I'm calling to cancel my appointment, no the car seems fine, it must just be the Mussolini effect".
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Quite the contrary.. I devised the phrase you bastard...a friend of mine and I were walking home from school when a beagle decided to follow us home. We went into a grocery store and came out minutes later to find the dog still waiting. Despite multiple attempts at trying to urinate the dog failed. My friend had been obsessing over the word/name "Mussolini" and I called the dog a "Dickface" for not being able to pee. The dog was then dubbed "Mussolini Dickface"
That goddamn rat bastard constipated dog is a "Mussolini Dickface"
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Reference to the Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 until he was deposed in the face of advancing Allied armies in 1943. His irresponsible policies, including launching various wars of conquest years before his military and industry was ready resulted in a humiliting defeat of his countrymen. In 1945 he was shot and strung up alongside his executed wife for jeering crowds to spit upon.
Il Duce was a Mussolini Dickface.
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Acting like a stubborn asshole when you have power then bitching out last minute once you lose it.
Joe:"Wasn't john bullying jack all the time."
Bill:"Once jack started fighting back John stopped."
Joe:"Probably the Mussolini affect kicking in."
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A Dirty Mussolini is when you paint your dick like the Italian flag and force fuck a cup of baloney crying out, "Facist Fuck!"
"I Dirty Mussolini'd a cup of baloney."
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