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The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.