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A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.