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blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

by vae April 15, 2022


Blow my whistle

Apart from the song by Flo Rida, this means giving a blow job

I played the song; Blow my whistle in the background.My girlfriend is the best. I ate her out the best i could, then we had the best sex ever. But even though she was exhausted, she still blew my whistle amazingly well.

by fuckmebabyonemoretime January 8, 2015

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Blow my Vuvuzela

the act of giving or receiving fellatio during a game of fifa

Billy: Hey man did your girl come over last night?
Clive: Yeah man i was mid-game when she got here, so i made her blow my vuvuzela
Billy: Wow that's awesome man, hope it made you play well.
Clive: Yeah i scored three straight goals it was awesome...until i ruined my controller with a couple of my unborn children

by Porntastic August 14, 2010

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blow my stack

A rage induced orgasm

After having the items in his room moved around, jon said, "I'm gonna blow my stack."

by The salty c February 10, 2016

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Blow My Mind

-Blow-job
-Head
-Oral sex
That results in the receiver to have their mind blown away because of the tremendous satisfaction received from the act

dude #1: how was your date with veronica?
dude #2: I told her "I'll rock your world if you blow my mind" She took the offer .... last night was awwwesommmmme!!

by secretadmirer2 June 10, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow my dillz

A common phrase for telling a girl to get on her knees and take it like a champ

Zack: Damnn man, I told her to blow my dillz and she was on her knees like she was at church

Dylan: NO WAY BRO??!?!?

Zack: i know, I know, IMMA PRO!

by prodigy515 November 10, 2010

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Blow My Mind

It's an awesome action, or maybe it's amazing news, or something that makes your mind explode (in a positive way, of course).

Person1: Hey, did you hear that? She has jumped on a broken parachute, but she's alive!

Person2: WOW, you blow my mind!

by M4LF0Y March 14, 2018

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