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Without a doubt the most kick ass horror movie figure. The scariest and most imtimidating, the most awesome horror character to ever be created. He wears a emotionless white mask and wears a boiler suit. He can be seen in the Halloween movies, 8 of them in total with a 9th of the way. Cursed with thorn, meaning he becomes invincable and is forced to kill his whole family. Wouldn't want to be cursed with that!
Michael Myers, the best fictional character ever!
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When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.
Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!
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a crazy-ass son of a bitch
ask anyone, they will agree that michael myers is one crazy-ass son of a bitch
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When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.
Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!
A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white
WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING
A prevented 19yr rapist from North Babylon Ny
Omg it Jesse Myers he’s the biggest rapist on Long Island
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The author of the shallow vampire-love series "Twilight". She is can be viewed as very voyeuristic (perverted) when she is viewed as portraying her sexual fantasies in describing Edward and sexual tensions. She is very dreamy, in-her-own-world and above all a pretty krap author. Teeny bopper girls will take you down if you say this to them, becuase they all have crush on Edward and his 2D'dness. She has a defect that prevents her from creating characters with an interesting, realistic personality.
Stephenie Myer was so happy when she had Twilight the movie made that she decided to plague the world with another 3 books; New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn
Stephenie Myer should've made Rosalie the main character cuz Bella is just boring and apathetic.
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