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John: oi I shagged a potato last night my guy.!!
Jim: bro u better be mything
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Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.
Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"
David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."
Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
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A myth that college girls may be stripping to pay their tuition. Made popular by Chris Rock.
"The stripper myth is, 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not, there's no strippers in college. I didn't know they had a college that only took one dollar bills."
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I was never looking for a fairytale, just to feel a little less alone.
You have robbed me of all heart and mind and I love you sweet bandit of my soul.
I am no Judy, I am done with pie.
Will our garden be wonderphil, or will it be full of lost dreams and tea?
I do forgive you, but I demand more from life. It's your call: Friend or Wife?
If this was just a sunset myth, the cost of enduring cruelty was worth the taste of my eternal flame.
The twisted, even funnier version of myth busters where your hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hydeman put extreme myths to the test.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: I'm Adam Savage, and he's Jamie Hydeman, and we're going to kill God.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see if that my wife left me is true.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see how long you can commit tax fraud without being caught.
Joseph's Myth = a term used by non-Mormons to refer to Mormonism (founded by Joseph Smith).
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?
MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
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A 7 year old 2D MMORPG, what could have been a great game, was ruined by the complacent powers that be.
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Person 1: What have you been doing for the last 3 months?
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
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