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acronym for Non Athletic Regular Person, usually used as an insult after a death check.
"Just like you have to keep the stick in the box for lacrosse, you have to keep your beer in the box. DEATH CHECK! NARP!"
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"Not a real person" ... used to describe somebody so outrageous their existence as a human being is questionable
Did you see that dude who tried out for American Idol? He was awful...what a narp
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Opposite of the word yarp.
Meaning no.
Person 1:You wanna go to the movies?
Person 2:Narp
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1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.
2. narps. also used as an interjection.
origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.
"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"
"Narps! Narps! Narps!"
"Oh narp it all!"
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Nipples that are hard for no apparent reason.
She was just sitting there when she noticed she had narps.
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(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.
A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?
NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person.
Most often seen commuting from home to the University of Toronto.
Wow Jim is Narp-y.