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A League were, if anything, the players are UNDERPAID. NFL players get paid 0.000000000000000000000000000001% of what the league makes. Overpaid? Yeah right. Remeber that the NFL is a players league, and as a players league, people pay for the players merchandise. Without the players, nobody would by anything, therfour, the athletes NEED to make money. Besides, where is the billions of dollors the NFL makes supposed to go? Would anybody like it the NCAA's way, where dispite the athletes make all the money, all the money made is sent right to the NCAA's pockets and NOT the Athletes pockets? The NFL is the fairest thing in all of sports!

NFL: That man just bought a Terrell Owens Jersey for 50 dollors. T.O. made $.05 off the sale, then complained about it cause he's a fucking pussy. Then he bought a house for his mother.

NCAA: That man just bought a Reggie Bush jersey for 50 dollors. Reggie Bush made $0 off the sale, then complained about it so the NCAA fined him over 5000 dollors. Then Reggie bought a house for his mother so the NCAA took his Heisman away

by Zongafff October 10, 2006

39πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


NFL

National Football League, also No Fun League.

A alliance of 32 professional American football teams which achieves its vast financial success largely on the backs of degenerate gamblers and single, dateless, 40-something, Roto-fantasy geeks who still live with their moms.

"Man, the NFL sucks!

The only reason it even stays afloat is because of all the suckers laying down their paychecks on this week's betting line and all the pencil-necked Rotisserie geeks who spend every waking hour adjusting their fantasy football team rosters, and who think Woody Allen is a tough guy.

If not for those sad legions of fans, the NFL would be relegated to the third-rate level of athletic entertainment that it really is."

by NAT1138 January 21, 2007

36πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


NFL

No Fun Lauren

Lauren is being boring, NFL

by landkkiwi May 29, 2023


NFL

Not

F*cking

Likely

When your teammates think you can't win this game

You "NFL!"

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022


NFL

Stupid nonsense for Americans that couldn’t tell you the name of the local congressman but could tell you who the lions third string quarterback is. A douchebag sport

Matty: that Cowboys/saints game was so good. Did you see that big play that guy made that one time? the NFL is badass
Me: No, the NFL is for retards. I don’t waste my time with crap like that.

by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021


NFL

Controversy.

The NFL is just controversy in sports form.

by FlashlightMemelord September 28, 2017

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


NFL

niggas for life , never forget loyalty .
words by kodak and jackboy use it as a phrase in flordia as thats my dawg we cool we nfl .

oh jackboy? yeah thats my nfl

by gleeful-941 May 3, 2020

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