NFTY-CWR

NFTY's (North American Federation of Temple Youth) Central West Region (CWR) encompassing Northern California, most of Nevada, Hawaii, and the Yangtze River Valley in China. Nicknamed "The Region of Love". Is known for the general lack of personal boundaries during regional events, and their mascot sCWRmy the sCWRl.

Jew #1: Hey, when's the next NFTY-CWR event?
Jew #2: What's NFTY-CWR?
Jew #1: NFTY-CWR stands for NFTY-Central West Region. Its one of NFTY's 19 regions.
Jew #3: The next event is in March. I don't know what I'm going to do until then. That's like almost 4 months from now. Why is the gap between Fallinter and Spring Conclave so large anyways?

NFTY MAR

The Mid Atlantic Region of the National Federation of Temple Youth. Also known as the Best Damn Region in all of NFTY. Their mascot is Marsha Moose.

1) NFTY MAR is the only region that still does Shoot The Moon.

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NFTY clout

A participant or alum of the URJ youth movement NFTY, who is high up in social ranking or in NFTY Political power.

Ways to gain NFTY clout:
Attending URJ Kutz Camp (RIP)
Running for or being on Regional board
Knowing/being besties with someone with NFTY clout
Running for or being on North American Board
Traveling to other regions for events
Being a liked person
Being kind
Being Jewish

Not doing bbyo

Judah: Do i have NFTY clout? I feel so lame :(
Levi: duh, dude u went to kutz. Shut up about it already we get it. Kutz is dead be quiet

NFTY Northeast Lakes

The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.

NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.

Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!