Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.
After watching Black Swan I decided that Iām Natalie-Portman-sexual
The act of masturbation, typically female. A reference to the recent movie Black Swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around Natalie Portman's masturbatory habits.
Karen: Katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
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A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.
Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.