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December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day
"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”
“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
Damn he wearing beats I think it’s national beats day