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On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)
On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
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National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.
“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”
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August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex
John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches
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November 12th for who are named Harry ! Dumbass hoeeeeee
Wow! It’s Harry’s Day! National fuck an ugly bitch day.
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January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.
“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”
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April 28th. Cosplay Yaribu all you want. Yaribu haters, dont send death threats.
Person one: Hey! Its National Cosplay Yarichin Bitch Bu day! Which character are you gonna cosplay?
Person two: Yaguchi!
Person One: Cool!
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