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November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"
Nate: "Not allowed to."
Matt: "Damn."
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Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.
National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and it’s on the 15th of April
Ashley:Guess what’s tomorrow
Chris:April 15th
Ashley:no it’s national suck dick day so be ready
This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
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you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back
it’s national kick dick day!
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A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
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