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National dick grab day is a day where you can grab anybody’s dick for 10 seconds. It is on April 11.
On April 11, national dick grab day, my friend Aviel grabbed my dick and I didn’t care.
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This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.
In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
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you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back
it’s national kick dick day!
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A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
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When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
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