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On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”
“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”
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On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course
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After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people
Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)
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for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
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Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*
Sorry its National Kick Short People Day
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