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People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people
Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)
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for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
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Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*
Sorry its National Kick Short People Day
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a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug
october 23
hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.
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National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
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October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
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