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The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes
How'd you find that hottie, Jim?
Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!
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Graphical fanboy community, occaisional serious members.
"Lets go chat in Natural-Selection, Flayra is so cool!"
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A bridge that enables people to fondel Fam and other EC members..
Omg I got in Fam's pance! Thank you NS!!! (Duff is gay) ;P
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Sexually stimilating material used by Martigen
"Im gonna download some Natural-Selection and spend the night with a tub of butter" -Mart
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The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it
Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.
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Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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