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Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.
Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
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A necklace you buy for your girlfriend so every one knows that she is your bitch.
Katie: "What did your boyfriend get you for your anniversary?"
Elisa: "He got me a pearl bitch necklace! I'm going to wear it every day!"
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when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after wanking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only cos it's better than getting the load in the mouth.
he gave me a pearl necklace, it was a narrow escape!
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Masturbating on top of a tall building and shooting your load over the side onto pedestrians below.
Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!
An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
the act of cutting or slicing open a persons neck with a knife.
Samantha better pay her dealer or else she's going to get a Columbian Necklace.
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