The Neighbor

Performing a Funny Boner with your non-dominant hand.

"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"

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neighbor

Someone who lives next door to you who is a registered sex offender, stalker and or serial killer.

the neighbors who reside in the house with green pickup truck are sex offenders who are bros.

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neighbor

a word you would never want to refer to a black person as, starting with "N" and ending with "R"

"Dude, some Canadians just moved in next door, and they've been pumping Wu Tang all day!!"

"Fckn neighbors"

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neighbors

(Noun) White Slang: Is a safe derogatory word towards people of colored skin. to be used in place of nigger.

Shit those dam neighbors where up all night playing that rap music loud.

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neighbors

neighbors are two friends whose relationship is ambiguous enough where suspicion mounts by the amount of time they spend together.

first person: Are they dating?
second person: I don't know. They are always together.
first person: Hmm....I guess they're neighbors.

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neighbor after neighbor

Marijuana slang:

When the word 'neighbor' is used as a reservation for the second hit of a joint, another person in the circle can optionally call 'neighbor after neighbor', which garuntees him or her the third hit. Some circles even allow 'neighbor after neighbor after neighbor'. This practice can result in very impractical, convoluted rotations which are usually forgotten about halfway through the joint.

Many circles do not honor 'neighbor after neighbor' and it usually has to be argued for. But, if smoking in a large group of people its the best way to get a quicker turn if you forget to call neighbor.

Some smokers opt out of the whole 'neighbor' system and instead adhere fanatically to Bob Marley's advice 'Pass the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side". These people are soulless robots with no imagination.

After Lynn called 'neighbor', Jon called 'neighbor after neighbor', which made him 3rd in rotation, despite the fact that he was way across the room and there were a bunch of people between him and the joint.

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The Neighbors Kid

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.

Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"

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