nephew

a non blood family member who will cheat, lie, steal to get your tip money , pills or anything of value.

uncle Bobby , I am your nephew soI will loan you ten bucks but I want all your pain med's. uncle Bobby here is twenty dollars for working today. buy me lunch with it. uncle bobby even though you saw it happen that lady did not give us money to share.

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Nephew Fucker

1. Picture a Valley Girl. But she is from West Virginia. Has all sorts of male orbiters but chooses a sniveling weaselly guy as her fuckbuddy. Makes your average thot look like Mother Teresa.

2. LITERAL. A woman who has sexual relations with the son of her sibling(s)

1. Amy only sleeps with boys who help her do her homework or allow her to cheat off them when they're taking a test, she is such a Nephew Fucker!
2. That was wild the other night when Joey threw the water bottle, pointed at Daenerys and said "Shut your fucking face, Nephew Fucker! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your nephew all day long!". He made her cry. President Trump was so impressed he named Joey the new ambassador to the Republic of North Macedonia.

niece and nephew

Everyone in the world as perceived by Uncle Roger, except Jamie Oliver

Hallo niece and nephew!

nephew in refuge

a terrible insult that the devil himself fears to use

Rohan: Hey Fred, you suck ass
Fred: I’ll say it
Rohan: hahaha like you have the guts
Fred: UR NEPHEW IN REFUGE
Rohan: *dies while body immediately burns to ash and hell caves over earth*

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playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

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Ur nephew a jew

Way worse than “ur mom gay, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian, ur uncy funky, ur sister mister, ur pap a trap and ur brother mother all combined

Ron: ur dad lesbian
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*

nephew cousin

When your aunt is your cousin and her son can't possibly be the same level on the family tree

Jordan: Zach can't be our cousin if ayu is our cousin. He's our nephew cousin. Duh

Vanessa: well that makes sense. I'm so stupid.

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