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A post-colonial novel by Joseph O'Neill about A Dutch, cricket playing banker who has trouble adjusting to life in New York, plays cricket, and and rambles on about it.
P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)
"A great book"
Dave: How the fick did Chuck die in Netherland? O'Neill is such a wanker for not explaining it.
Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?
Dave(with a resentful expression): True
Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.
Dave: WHAAAAAAT!
Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
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. their fascist dictator is AableKadoosh.
When aablekadoosh came into power and into his ex, they took over the kingdo of cleves. then they took oldenburg. then they took burgundy, normandy, and france. The cold war between toulouse was long. his ally, savoy was being attacked by toulouse, switzerland, and venice. there were massive armies on both sides. But then, the attack was on. Toulouse was miraculously defeated. Netherlands turned on savoy and ate them. The war between castile and aragon in iberia was won by aragon and portugal crushing castile from both sides. Portugal was a spy freak and was rich and got lots of information. Netherlands didnt like that so they crushed portugal. It felt weird aragon being surrounding by netherlands and the ocean. so netherlands ended the misery and crushed aragon. Bavaria and Bohemia crushed the small nations and wanted to rule the world together. Ifriqiya, who owned modern day texas, austria and the majority of africa attacked bavaria, bohemia secretly turned on bavaria. toigether the three nations crushed bavaria and rid the world of evil until...
A new leader awas leading The teutonic Order in modern day poland. he has a massive army considering his tiny size. He sent thousands of naval invasions to the mainland and to the mass of north american colonies controlled by netherlands. netherlands was crushed after his friends died of natural causes and was forced to stay in the iberian peninsula. netherlands commited suicide. not real
netherlands forever.
hairy area where the wind blows free
I occasionally like a cool breeze in the netherland, but otherwise I wear cotton.
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a little country who could do nothing from 1900's to 1950's except producing weed. they ignored the fact that only god can create land and created 2,412 km² of land. Indonesia had spices and the Netherlands was like: 'real shit tho?' and colonized it. everytime a meme is related to nederland, they say: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D" wich means colonized. once the netherlands came under the direction of the spanish king through family and things. then a random dude came up to say that everyone should be Protestant (something like Catholic but without gold paintings). then the netherlands was like: 'he is a genius' and started building his protestant churches. the spanish king did not like this and started killing everyone. then there was eighty years of war and then the Netherlands had won. if all countries were all on a small separate island with only five people, America would look for oil at another island, Britain would colonize islands, and the Netherlands? he had made an island big enough to grow tulips. also, please watch out. you might confuse the netherlands with hell
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v gif of the legenend of the flying dutchman v
you saw that new kid? i think he's from the netherlands... i checked his browser history and the only thing i saw was tulip porn...
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the netherlands are great because nothing ever happens here.
be as it may, you hate use dont you.... because weed is legal here and we can have sex with hookers... and gays can get married here. most of you republicans are closet gays arent you. the netherlands is a great country, the last bastion of free thought and civilizations. unlike america and..or china who all gave in to either capitalism or communism...
we are socialist, you see balance that what we dutch are good at. capitalism..socialism..communism.
most of the dutch people here are GAY, and LIBERAL. and we are all COMMIES and we hate CHRISTIANS. that why i love my country. and we worship the dark lord.
think about it christians.. 60 procent is devoutly atheist, weed is legal and so is prostitution. there are sex shops everywhere. and you can watch PORN on public tv after 8 o´clock. satanism is very populair here too.
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A country where you get bored to death the first day you set foot on it.
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The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.
As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.
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