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Having sex with your brain.
While remembering an etremely good state, you can amplifay that state by using techniques of Neuro-Linguistic Programming.
A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.
Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"
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A learning computer, preferably a Gateway. Typically possessed by robotic police officers in search of John Connor. Cybernetic organisms frequently utilize this processor in order to murder the most amount of people possible.
I'm Detective Jon Kimble! My CPU is a neuro-net processor, a learning computer!
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Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)
Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"
Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."
Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"
Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"
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Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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A common disorder that you can often find victims with at trump rallies, catcalling and/or playing fortnite in their mom's attic
Chads: wOW!! dID YOU sEE THOSE Mommy milkers ON THaT fEmAlE??? leT mE hoNK SUM chONk
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men
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neuro-indulgent: To be obsessed with one's own neurodivergence; an excuse for unacceptable behaviour due to autism/adhd.
e.g. When an autistic or ADHD person tells you about their condition before they even tell you their name.
The sort of person guilty of this often has blue hair, facial piercings, gets offended on behalf of other people, virture signals, are unfiltered and passive-aggressive but will tell you they are 'unmasking'.
- Rather than just accepting they were rude, they went all neuro-indulgent on me and said they were unmasking.
- The coffee meet-up was ok, but I couldn't take anymore of their neuro-indulgent horse shit.
- Since she was diagnosed with autism at the age of 53 she's been constantly neuro-indulgent, it's exhausting.