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(to nehw-mahn)-v., to engage in socially awkward behaviors such as preying upon college-aged females; to arrive at events in which one is unwelcome; to aggrandize oneself with items such as $500 italian suites, nipple rings, motorcycles, chin pubes, and oversized pick-up trucks; to attempt to impress females via parallel parking into incredibly tiny spots; to engage in hawk-like behaviors between disappearing acts. (other variations to newmanize, newmanate, newmaner, newmanizingly, newmanation, newmanicious, newmanous)
"I totally got newmanned last night"
"His newmanating is really obnoxious"
"Dude, you are being newmanicious"
"Stop newmannating, seriously"
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V. : To have sex with a women from behind, then quickly change with a friend mid intercourse. Then call female on the phone, when she picks up, demand to know where she is at. When she turn to see who’s giving her the meat stick, you friend antique her face.
Guy 1:Dude you broke up with there? How you do it?
Guy 2:I Newmaned her man.
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An act in which a male inserts his penis into the females bellybutton, penetrating the skin. Warning Dangerous....may result in bloodshed
Disclaimer - for innie's only
Danny: Man I totally gave Brogan The Newman last night
Nick: Man you're sick!....Did she bleed?
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A shithole school in latchford ,Warrington.They keep dead rats on the floor and never clean up.
I went to Newman it’s a shithole and now I don’t have a job
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A racial slur directed towards caucasian skinned people implying incest, ineptitude and virginity. Derived from the Newman family of Newcastle NSW
That disgusting white guy is such a Newman, oh wait that's just Jack Newman
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When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.
Alex: Apples are different than oranges
Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....
Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
A talented English singer. He is best know for his single, "Love Me Again," which has been an hit in many European countries and has peaked at #1 in the UK charts.
The U.S. has yet to discover John Newman.
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