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synonym of imperfect osteogenesis
My son has Neymar, the other day the wind hit him and he broke 4 bones
Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics:
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.
You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
I don't like football players who neymar.
Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!»
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So, (to) neymar basically happens whenever a player tries to con the referee, and/or the other officials, into:
- either calling a foul / penalty kick / free kick / corner kick / goal kick in favor of their team;
- or having an opponent booked (yellow-carded) or sent off (red-carded).
He neymared, and that earned a yellow card for Serbia’s Adem Ljajic.
Soccer players neymar to have an opponent booked or sent off.
The best Brazilian footballer who played for brazil then for barcelona and currently for PSG
Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.
Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat
friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe
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A state where a promising possibly generational talent gets cursed with an unending cycle of injury
"Pedri has the neymar syndrome. " Rezso-Arlo
A state where a promising possibly generational talent gets cursed with an unending cycle of injury
"Reece James has the neymar syndrome"