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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019


No, and never I will

The answer if someone tells you to download TikTok

If you dare tell me to download TikTok, No, and never I will.

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 11, 2020


I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter

How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that

by 3dworld52 March 4, 2023


I never liked you anyway

Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷

Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!

Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!

Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!

by JFKSSHOOTER November 26, 2023


Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

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