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When a gentleman has an uncontrollable reaction to release his rope at the sight, thought, sent, or mention of a woman they long for.
My friend Tex auto-ropes when he sees Tammy.
For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.
Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*
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When wires somehow get all tangled up all the time. Similar to auto-aim for video games, but in real life.
We just came back from vacation and it's like our video game controllers are all on auto-tangle. I don't know how the wires became all tangled.
The drunken elf that screws up your spelling and confuses people, sometimes even giving the wrong idea.
He tries so hard to be helpful, but in the end, just makes your spelling even worse.
Also known as autocorrect, people will sometimes blame auto elf for typing something they typed themselves.
This stems from a twitter post.
Jay-Z: Hey Betsy, wanna Netflix 'n Chill tonight?
Beyonce: Excuse me?
Jay-Z: Shoot, auto elf got me again, *babe
The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.
After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.
The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.
Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!
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A tool used to cover up the fact that you can't sing.
T-Pain uses Auto Tune because his voice sounds like a cat in a meatgrinder.
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