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When you wear tighty whities for way too long. Your balls start to turn purple because they cant breathe and it becomes excruciatingly painful.
Did you hear that guy Luis got Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)? I think he's wearing his tighty whities way too much, he might have to get his balls surgically removed.
When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
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L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
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irritable balls all the time. its like peeling gum off a hot side walk.
There is no none cure for irritable balls syndrome (IBS), your not alone.
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Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!
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When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
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When your balls are stinky/toxic/poisonous. The signs are: your balls turn a faint orange color, you urinate pools of toxic waste, you notice a slight change in temperature, it burns your eyes when you look at them, you cough like a baboon, and you may have strange cravings(like pickles and ice cream). You can get this from eating grapefruit.
He had Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS) so bad, it burnt my eyes, so I had to stop giving him a blow job. /:
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