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One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment.
When Jane threw up at the dinner table we immediately found out Bob was a sympathy spewer because he proceeded to vomit as well.
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A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.
Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.
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When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!
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When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.
Person 1- “Did he just give you and kiley his snap”
Person 2- “Yeah but i just got a sympathy snap”
A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.
"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."
When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.
You're making me have a sympathy poop
The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!
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