thanks for that

One uses such a phrase when one tells one an uninteresting story. One dismisses the 'story' and 'thanks' them for it. Adding the person's name afterwards increases effectiveness.

Person 1: This one time, I broke a pen and then fixed it again.
Person 2: Thanks for that ....(person name)

Tim: This one time, two guys on the train were drinking beer, so I asked them for a sip, and they said no.
Person 2: Thanks for that Tim

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thank

past tense of "to think"...see "thought"

ie: "so i thank earlier..."

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Thanks

Term used after having sex with a slut who only charged you a cigarette. Little do you know, sex isn't all she gave you in return. You also probably now have all 66 known STDs, HIV, and fleas.

Thanks, you stupid slut. I'll be back next weekend.

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Thanks

Thanks is another way of saying Fuck you, to people that are completely self absorbed assholes. People think your polite, when in fact you'll be meaning fuck you.

Thanks Haters, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

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thank

Used by idiots for "Hello", or "Hey, do you think you could do me a favour?".

*in World of Warcraft*

Player X has opened a trade with you.
Player X whispers: thank

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thankative

a feeling associated with being grateful

"My family is thankative for the calender you sent me for Christmas. We use it all the time"

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No Thanks!

a phrase of comedic/ sincere expression used to describe events of optionable situations

"pff, yea gimme an acid infection?, No Thanks!"

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