Homer

(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.

I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!

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Homer

Noun; American bonehead
To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop.
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"

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Homer

(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"

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homerism

What sports announcers have nowadays. Hawk Harrelson, for example. Dude is just a cheerleader instead of an actual broadcaster.

Duane Kuiper, a broadcaster for the Giants, shows that he sucks at this job because of his homerism.

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Homer

A fucking messing haired homosexual and duntz ass bitch who fucks your granny after every argument commonly has brown or black hair and is extremely short

Ya know Libby she’s a homer

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Homer

The area around your mouth; includes upper lip, lower cheeks and chin.

"Your homer is looking dark today." - referring to hair growth on a man.
"I want to kiss your homer."
"My homer is burning."
"You have a cute homer."

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Homer

To succeed despite idiocy. As in the phrase, 'to pull a Homer'

'By winning the election, it's easy to tell the George W. Bush just pulled a Homer'

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