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A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.
He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"
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When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios
I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet
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A way not to react when people come out to you, according to Dan
Dan:"Don't say 'I've been knew'"
A phrase used when you're able to relate to someone's situation because you have experienced and survived that very same situation or something incredibly similar.
Suzy: "Guys make me sick! I just want to vomit every time I think about them."
Deb: "I've stayed at THAT hotel...we should make out" (That'd be cool if things like this happened more often on video tape)
Tony: "I can't stand the way Erin treats me, she's such a cum dumpster"
Peter: "Sorry to hear that man"
Tony: "Yeah, I just need to get her back by sleeping with one of her family members"
Peter: "I've stayed at THAT hotel"
*The Douchebags High-Five*
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Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.
"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"
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The ultimate comeback for anything
Erin: "You're momma's fat!"
Emma: "Oh yeah, well at least she's got the sauce"
Joe: "I hate your new haircut"
Jenny: "I've got the Sauce"
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be annoyed at...
I've got the hump with England coz they wont let me stay.
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