spread

The most commonly used excuse for having a shit animfix/prediction.

rarely it covers up resolver misses but mostly csgo just sucks dick.

why are you dumping?

mIsSeD sHoT dUe To SpReAd

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Spreading

When you need to read quickly/at speed. It can also be when your just a naturally fast reader.

Keegan Worth started spreading late at night.
Drew Sandison is naturally good at spreading.

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spread

The scatter profile of a chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.

Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two feet up!
Bob: As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you get good G-banded karyotypes.

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Spread

When your just exhausted and done. You have reached your saturation point.

Usually occurs after heavy studying

Harb: I've been studying all day I'm spread

Prab: Fu*k studying I'm spread

Raj: My brain is fried from studying all day I'm spread time to go home

spread

Noun

A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair.

Also, a meal provided by employer.

Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"

Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!"

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The spread

Noun. the alotted points the favorite has to overcome to win money for thier backers who have money pending on the scoring outcome of the sporting event.

Dude 1-Did you see the latest spread for the superbowl?

Dude 2-Yeah i got 20 bucks on the favorite, they(the Lakers) need to win by the spread which varies between 1 points to 20 points."

Dude 1-Sweeeet

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spread

word describing you are going to tell someone something

"tell everyone to meet at 9 o clock"

"ok I'm gonna spread that"

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