i don't give

A contraction of "I don't give a (fill in expletive here).

1: Dude, that kid was talkin some mad shit about you.
2: Man, I don't give. He's just a shit anyway.

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I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

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I don't know

what student's always say when they don't study

Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!

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i don't know

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place

NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.

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I don't get it.

A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long story that can be easily understood by anyone he adds in his trademark phrase, "I don't get." Some laugh, while others don't get his not getting. They often try to simplify their already understood story which only serves to increase laughter.

Cara: "...and that's what happened."
Jared: "I don't get it"
Sam: ::Laughing::
Erin: "What didn't you get about it?"

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I don't know

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.

"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"

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I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

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