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The cutest girlboy to ever exist. An excellent cook with bimbo tendencies. Adorable. Powerful. Tall. Loves cats.
Hey, did you hear Noel would marry me if I wrote an urban dictionary article?
Noel is a boys name. Noel's ussually have small dicks.
Girl1: I'm going to have sex with Noel.
Girl2: Eww he has such a small dick.
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That other white guy tbh. He's there, but you don't want him. If he was a drink he would be tap water. Not even the Fiji water. Just tap
Girl(Tiffany): OMG HE LOOK SO AVERAGE AND PLAIN
Girl2(Brittney): Probs a Noel tbh smh rotfl sisn sos
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A loud and irritating girl. Characteristics include but aren't limited to; incessant chatter, know-it-all attitude, trying way to hard, being completely self obsessed, drug addiction, prostitution, trading sex for drugs, thievery, shoplifting, total inability to drive, complete dishonesty, pity seeking, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea,... In basic terms a completely and utterly useless creature that's even more worthless than the dogshit caught in my boot tread.
Did you see her throwing herself at that guy?
Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.
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This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying."
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He is a big gay , he has no life and he is a big try hard. This nigga will want to make you kill yourselves. So avoid this dude at all cost. He is trash at 2k. Noel usually likes bbc it’s his his favorite . NOEL IS GAY !!!!!!
Person: Noel how are you
Noel: good I loved it up there so cold
Person: the 2k jumpshot ?
Noel: nah nigga the big black cock
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A super sexy guy with a lot of friends and a ton of side hoes. He always has a long line of girls waiting for him to give them a chance.
He is very overprotective and whats his is his. No one else's.
You will fall in love fast, but he will break your heart so many times. One second you could be cuddling, and then the next fighting. He has anger issues and tries to fight everyone.
Watch out for Noel.
Hannah: Who is that super sexy guy?!
Regina: Hes a new kid. Its Darcys younger brother. I think his name is Noel
Hannah: Well then I'll have to tell Darcy that I'm going to be at her place tonight.
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