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the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.
guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?
guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!
or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."
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Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.
Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.
"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"
(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.
2. the opposite of a boner.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.
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The opposite of a boner.
Having to scoop cat shit gives me a noner.
When a girl stats making you horny and gives you a boner, then ghosts you
Man, last night, that bitch gave me a noner
when something, or someone is disgusting or ugly. the reverse effect of being turned on.
this place is giving me a total noner.