noob

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves

*gets shot with chaingun*

"this game is no good, you all suck noobish balls you stupid noobs!*

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noob

A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

Noob: can i hav muneys pplsplsplsplzz!!11
Newb: Would you mind sparing me some money?
-LATER-
Noob: pl0x sir!! money plszzz!!!111111111
Newb: Okay. :(

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NOOB

A person who usually plays games and is completely dependent on other people and usually cheats or goes the easy way to get better than other people.

NOOB: ZOMG LOOCK I AM NOW LEVIL 20099 BECUAZ OF HACS!!!!!11111111!!!

Normal person: Yeah good for you dipshit

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noob

People who are bad at things

Person 1: Who's a noob?
Person 2: I heard that 'name' (eg. Aaron Hilton) is a noob

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noob

A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.

Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it."

Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"

Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"

Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"

Exp Player: (Kills noob)....

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noobs

Plural of n00b. A new player, generally of a video game, that is unskilled and refuses to acknowledge this fact. There IS a difference between n00bs and newbies, and that is that newbies can and do learn.

"Oh my gawd, I love the map Dust. I can pwn so many n00bs on it. Maybe today I'll pwn enough n00bs that I can raise my rank on the server from three to one! Heh heh." -from www.pwned.nl

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noob

a word that the more you use it, the more it applies to you

"- you're all noobs!"
"- stfu noob"

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