one who is annoying or obnoxious; someone who is not funny; someone who doesn't sing well but still tries to sing; someone who has broken a bone in the foot; usually people who are named alex.
Hey guys look at that noof over there.
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A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy
"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."
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n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.
v.The act of dick farting.
past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing
John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.
or
Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."
or
A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.
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A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason
*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"
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A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina
I put the Shammy in a Noof.