Noosh Itch

n. A severe genital itch. Usually refers to an itch around the female vagina but may also apply to a burning itch in the grundle area of the male. Such an itch may be soothed while in public by discreetly walking side to side as to scratch the affected area with underpants or adjacent area of skin.

Andy, I have such an intense noosh itch right now and I don't know what to do!

Noosh Jar

Noosh Jar is a term meaning a jar full of vegetable oil. The term was created when someone mispronounced the acronym NOS meaning Nitrous Oxide System. Nitrous is made of vegetable oil, giving the term Noosh its definition. Jar was added onto the word Noosh later because of similarities to the term Douche Bag. Noosh Jar is generally used as a substitute of the insult Douche Bag.

"Ryan has always been a Noosh Jar"

"Why are you being such a Noosh Jar? Stop it!"

Noosh pounded

Its what horny girls get done to them on casual encounters over the weekend. The act of ruthless banging of soft insertion points.

Margarine says: "i like ponies and getting my noosh pounded every friday night....."

f noosh

1) plural of fn (the fanny) 2)a hybrid of both genitals

'holy moley I see a field of female f noosh'
'lord all mighty you have a funny f noosh'

Foosh noosh

Foosh noosh is the definition of smoking pottery

Let’s get on the foosh noosh

Foosh noosh

the smoking of the illicit drugs

Gary said he wants the quality foosh noosh sick of this headache’s of bullshit crap

Noosh

The word ‘Noosh’ is a perfect word to describe someone you love or care about.

I came up (well thought I came up) with this word when I was extremely intoxicated and thought it was hilarious calling my friends Noosh or Nooshi instead of their names.

It’s kind of stuck ever since. You can also further the word and add a cheeky i at the end. Nooshi is the cuter way to call someone a Noosh. lol

Perfect nickname for a friend or lover.

‘Noosh, I love you.’

‘Noosh, give me a cuddle!’
‘Nooshi pie - can you get me a drink?’