Random
Source Code
Random
When you ejaculate in a girl's face then round house kick her.
I "Chuck Norised" the shit outta that bitch
203👍 190👎
Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.
Mess with Chuck Noris and you will meet an untimely death.
55👍 59👎
Lead vocal for Treble Charger
Also vocals, guitar, keyboards.
Kicked two people out of the band.
Morris Palter and Bill Priddle.
Great songs. Also manages Sum 41.
Greig Nori is lead vocal in Treble Charger
8👍 6👎
an easily made fun of celeberty.
chuck noris's tears cure cancer
too bad chuck noris has never cried
86👍 182👎
Someone who sucks much harder than anyone else.
That Nori boy, he sucks like a vacuum cleaner...
1👍 5👎
Nori the Pirate God is the legend that has grown from a young man from the Colorado Front Range. It has grown to mean someone with great abilities or great wit. Talents in creative areas are especially attributed with the title of Norian. He has been compared in fictional greatness to the likes of Chuck Norris, Mike Ditka, even Stevie Ray Vaughan. Nori the Pirate God was a legendary land pirate and will be remembered for his drinking, love of music and film, and his nack with members of the canine family.
He is also known as an activist. He never took shit from anyone or took anything sitting down. He'd always stand up for his beliefs.
Damn, you play like you're Nori the Pirate God.
Fight the Man like Nori.
9👍 9👎
The most incredible creature ever to live. Also a sex god with a huge penis.
I saw chuck noris and now I don't know what to beleive in.
1👍 7👎