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northern monkey

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

6πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


northern monkey

Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.

FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?

by RS February 4, 2003

7πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


northern monkey

one who has a pal that plays ggod pool outwith events that really matter and cheer his every shot

Brad

by Ross McKinness September 18, 2003

2πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


northern monkey

Alex the best manager in the world

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

2πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


northern monkey

See D. Appleton

by BB September 18, 2003

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 27, 2021


Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

β€œNot sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022