deal or no deal

when deciding when a guy is fit or not

girl 1; what do u think of chris? deal or no deal?

girl 2; DEAl!!!!!!!

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Deal

/dil/ · /dēl/
noun
-A common bastardization of the word "deal", most commonly used in the U.S. south, describing any possessive noun that can be pronounced either : /dil/ (as in "dill pickle") or /dēl/, or an in-between variation of the two.

The word (deal) is commonly used as a 'cop-out' for when the speaker has a 'blank' in the middle of their sentence, and uses the word as a replacement/alternative to the originally intended to use word, that in its modern day language has taken on it's own definition.

Michelle : Oh, Micheal! I see ya've lost your *points at name-tag* uhhh-uhhh, deal.
Micheal : Ah! sure’nuff, there's my name-tag, right o'er there.

Deal with it!

The oh-so-catchy catchphrase overused by UK Big Brother 8 housemate Tracey, the "ea" sound is usually elongated in pronounciation

Calrol; Tracey, I'm going to generally whine about the current state of affairs
Tracey; Deal with it!

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Deal with that

The phrase used when a situation arises that you cannot see a logical conclusion to and you delegate another to take care of it.

There's three guys trying to use your house for a party, Ivan, completely drunk, leaves the door open and walks away from them, passing Steve, saying "deal with that"

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Deal

A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.

"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"

"Yeah, Why?"

"You know she has herpes, right?"

"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."

"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"

"Huh?"

"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"

"Thanks for the support, bro."

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No Deal

Another term for "no", or "go fuck yourself". When someone says something to you, usually presenting an offer or an ultimatum, you can disagree by saying "no deal"

Hey man I just found out that you've been flirting with my girlfriend and now I'm very angry. What am I going to do about this you may ask? Well, I'm gonna come to your house, kick your teeth in, and shut your mouth for you.

Sorry...no deal

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The Deal

First you need a bottle of tequila. preferably Jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but DO NOT touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as retarded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to piss on your roommates' couch and eat all of their shit. repeat weekly

Levi: oh shit we got the deal again last night
John: are you fucking kidding me?
Denzel:What's the Deal?
John and Levi: Fuck you D

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