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Rednecks and freckles.. go together like ice cream and sprinkles.
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Known to happen during anal sex, when the man pulls out or when the woman farts, fecal matter shoots out in a fine spray, giving the appearence of freckles.
HOLY CHRISTWAGONS!!!!!! I just got freckled.......sick.....*puke*
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A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
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Freckled Jesus:
Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
"Freckled jesus take the wheel!"
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Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."
Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.
Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.
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The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.
Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!
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