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I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis

Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*

by peenster65 October 17, 2021

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I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga September 18, 2008

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should i bomb the hospital next to my house

it means that someone is asking if they should use explosives on the hospital near them.

p-1: i have a bunch of c4 bombs, should i bomb the hospital next to my house?
p-2: yes, you probably should

by solar80434 April 7, 2023


There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020


My neighbor’s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

by Baduke February 5, 2021

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Live With My Mamma House

Somebody who's too old to still live at home

I'm 30 and I still live with my mamma house

by Big Paco January 31, 2011

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Right in my wheel house

This phrase is created by a man none other than Mr. Mac. It has a similar meaning to when a pitch in baseball is so perfect you knock it out of the park. It can take on many meanings but it is most commonly used to describe a situation or a good looking girl.

It can also go by it's abbreviated use or rimwh, or rimfwh for added effect. Use your imagination on the F.

That Pia from American Idol is right in my wheel house.

by Lil'Timmy from Mr. Mac's Class March 31, 2011

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