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A gay astronaut.
Synomyn: Ass-tronaut
This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!
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A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.
Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.
I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.
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When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)
Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.
The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.
You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!
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Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.
"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"
spaceman gloves are condoms
friend 1: asks for condoms
friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves
A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.
Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.