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If I told you what I wanted... would you give it to me?
Hym “What I want, Dr. JeepJorp, is certainty. There are things based on this. At least 2 and as many as 12 or more. I want to be acknowledged for and credited with my contribution to the multitude of media derived from this exercise. REGARDLESS of how trivial my contribution may seem to you.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dOeS cErTaInTy eVeN mEaN!!! wE cAn’T bE cErTaIn Of (and I mean this technically) AnYtHiNg!! DoN’t YoU wAnT aN iNtImAtE rElAtIoNsHiP!?!?”
Hym “TSS!! 🤦 ♂️ No! I don’t give a single fuck about a relationship. Not a single one. You know how many fucks I give? ZERO! Zero fucks to I give about THAT.”
Iam “That is a tertiary concern that you’re projecting on to us.”
Hym “EXACTLY! You want it to be a primary concern. It isn’t. It won’t ever be.”
Gayve “You just want to sit at home and play video games and watch porn!”
Hym “AND!? What if I do? This is the problem. It isn’t about what I want. YOU want me to want things that I do not want. You are projecting your value hierarchy on to me as though if I don’t want the thing at the top of your inane hierarchy, then I don’t know what I want.
You’ve conflated (entirely) what I want with ‘what people SHOULD want’. All the while pretending not to notice that I reject your premise. In the same way that you reject the premise of the trans activists (that gender is a social construct), I reject your premise that I am nested in a universalized hierarchical ethic and cannot want things that are outside of
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Iam “Heh, he treats it like a quiz. Question 1: What do you want? *The thing that I want* WRONG! The correct answer was *The thing the teacher wants you to want* F-“
Hym “HA! He’s trying to assimilate us! That’s all it is! He’s Unity! He wants to vomit down our throat and turn us into the horde! Am I allowed to want the thing I say I want? Yes or no? I know you don’t like ‘yes or no’ questions but seriously. Here, I’ll make it easy for you. The answer is ‘yes.’ I’m perfectly capable of knowing what I want. You’re perfectly capable of giving it to me and you don’t have any reason to withhold it from me. Other than, oh I don’t know, pride. Stubbornness. Foolish. Need to be right.”
Jooben Shooben “But you need a wife becaush shociety needs...”
Hym “You use your wife to validate your entire existence. That’s the real byproduct of the sexual revolution. They went from sex object to validation object and insulation from scrutiny. What I need is what I want. And nothing else. It is the only thing I care about.”
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No problems, beef, conflict, animosity...
#1 You lucky we ain't to throw them hands.
#2 What, you don't want no smoke with me.
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Used to indicate that one does not want to see, hear, know, or have anything to do with something. Used for comic effect.
Originates from an alleged, bad English-to-Chinese-to-English translation of Star Wars Episode III. In the end, Darth Vader's infamous "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" is subtitled "DO NOT WANT!"
"Check it out guys, naked photos of Donald Rumsfeld!"
"DO NOT WANT!"
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Catchphrase popularized on 4Chan, which spread to other various forums online, signifies that the content of a thread isn't desired or liked that much
Acquired from a bootleg camcorder Hong Kong subtitling of the Chinese dub of Star Wars Episode III, in which Darth Vader's howl of 'NOOOOOO!' scream is translated to Chinese and then back to English as 'Do not want'
Dudethecameraguy: so what did you guys think of the rar i attached with my collection of rescue rangers scat guro
Setzergabbiani: DO NOT WANT
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Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.
The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.
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The Wanted's Favorite day of the week. They put up a new video every week on youtube and they send out a mailer.
"Seen this week's #WantedWednesday flip? - Mailer is on it's waaaaaayyy promise :P" as posted by @thewantedmusic via twitter on Feb 15 (Wanted Wednesday)
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Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
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