The day you treat your tall friends like royalty
Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1
Short friend: of course mi’lord
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*gf receives paragraph* “aww what was that for”-gf “its November 1”- Bf
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The day every guy will lose nnn
Good luck to every guy trying to win no nut November cause ur gonna need it
J: it's November 1, you know what that means it's the first day of nnn u can make it man
B: idk man she has a fat ass I think I might lose this year
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November 1st national ask your crush/ love out if u see them ask them out don’t get scared
Never know if you don’t ask November 1
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this one’s for all my november 1st people
people born on this day are cool as hell. how do you do it???? also i’m sorry for all the NNN ones that are on here. i went through this and i feel bad for y’all. anyways you’re probably cute as hell and if you think otherwise stop lying to yourself. stupid<3
person a: hey that person is super cool i bet their birthday is on november 1
person b: yeah it probably is they are so cool and hot and sexy
person born on november 1: wow thanks guys
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National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day
Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....
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