A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.
-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
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Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.
Jet nunchucks are very fun :)
Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet
Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬
someone who changes their sexuality based on how they feel in the moment.
i feel like a man now but earlier i felt like a women. i think i might be a nunchucker
The most disgusting person ever
Ew, is that a nunchucker.
Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.
I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker