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A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.
-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
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Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.
Jet nunchucks are very fun :)
Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.
Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*
When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.
My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck
the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.
"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"
A dildo used for wii boxing.
I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.
When two people have butt plugs in their posteriors connected together by a chain between the two buttplugs.
Coworker 1: Me and the wife tried Nunchucking last night
Coworker 2: John what the fuck are you telling me this for